I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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