CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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