actually, I'm a sock model
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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