my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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