i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
