Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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