real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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