they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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