I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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