Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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