i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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