is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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