I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Of course I have a pirate flag
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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