Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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