what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
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