He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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