just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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