of course. lets lasso hookers.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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