you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
me + whiskey = a bad person
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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