is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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