i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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