Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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