I forgot how hot balto sounded
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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