To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
