the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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