Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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