I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
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