Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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