Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
that may or may not have been my penis.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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