doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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