Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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