I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
so that wasnt chicken after all
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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