One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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