I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Randomize