these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I am spending my child support on dildos
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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