ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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