Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Never underestimate the power of titties
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