So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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