She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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