dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
