Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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