i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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