Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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