so that wasnt chicken after all
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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