Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Randomize
