Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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