this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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