He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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