Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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