I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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