when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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