Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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