So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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