Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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