Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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