i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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