I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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