Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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